petparent:

poopflow:

do you ever feel like a plastic bag

No, I always feel like a Prada bag 


coltheartedbitch:

have you ever just been so incredibly fond of someone

like you don’t want to date them or anything but you honestly love them as a person and want to listen to them talk forever and find out all of their little quirks and hug them when they’re sad


best-of-funny:

greatwhiteprivilege:

i love drawing hearts i wish i had one

X

my friend: why are you so excited about school getting out you're probably not going to even leave the house that much
me: and that's why

quazza:

i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that” in a sentence